Ooooooh. [Long, drawn-out, and that very annoying tone of someone who's just realised they can make a point and take the moral high ground.] So what you're saying is it's okay for you to lie and sneak around behind your friends' backs and keep doing the same thing you've been doing for four thousand years, but when it's me, we have to do something about it.

[Hypocrisy, anyone.]

Unless there's another handsome stranger you've been -- [Yeah no he can't even finish the sentence.] Whoever it was at the Welcome Center.