What I should do is write you some new dialogue.

[This is muttered and grudging as Kratos rises and stretches, moving toward the bathroom.]

I assume you're going to want to observe.

[If only to make sure Kratos follows through. If that's the case, he'd best shave first, and shower later. ... Hm. Maybe he should make it a training day. Some of the recruits need a bit of refining.]