If they choose to partake, that's their business.

[Yuan can always just... leave. He has another entire base to ban coconut from.]

[Of course Kratos remembers how to make curry with coconut milk. Yuan can acknowledge that not everything Kratos does is specifically aimed at spiting or irritating him, but this seems targeted.]

[He makes a note on one page of his bundle of papers, and flips to the next one.]

This also presupposes that you can stand on your own two feet long enough to find the kitchen and make believable threats there.

[Such skepticism.]