See? An exceptionally intelligent child. [Skulduggery nods at Kratos.] Yes. English. Well done.

[There's a flicker of expressions across the sales assistant's face, and in any other setting she likely would have asked -- or accused them of playing some elaborate joke on her, judging by the expressions her face is flickering through. But perhaps she's had one too many altercations with a customer, because she simply goes:] I'll see what I can find. [And leaves them alone.

Skulduggery, meanwhile, turns to Kratos and holds out his hand.] Can I have my money back, please?