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[simulsimul]

universe list
canon
breached
confessed
dadly
future
grigori
mercenary
MEover
origin
reversal
titans


scenario list
canon: Kratos needs to stop running off
confessed: wing reflex
confessed: actual wingpull
confessed: turning Renegade
confessed: son meets father
dadliness: confrontation
dadliness: awakening
dadliness: illness
dadliness: a fundamental lack of understanding on the word 'abducted'
dadliness: updating parameters
dadliness: assassination assignation
mercenary: hiding in the library
mercenary: aftermath of librarian saviour
reversal: oracle destroyed
titans: storming the tower
titans: safety in the canyon
titans: night horrors


canon
- combo of Kratos and Zelos ending
- Zelos does the stupid thing, but not so far as his death, and is still the eighth member of the party to Derris-Kharlan.

scenarios
scenario one: Yuan tracks Kratos down at Dirk's.


breached
- canon right up until after Botta’s death
- no one uses Yuan’s name around Mithos so Mithos walks right into the Triet base with them
- cue an epic OH SHIT in which Yuan gets a lil bit beat up while covering the evacuation of the rest of the base
- until Kratos appears to intervene and have the Chosen group get Yuan out of there
- Mithos gets Kratos tho and he’s a bit mad cos, yanno, traitor and all
- time to be locked up and punished and need to be rescued
- kind of puts a crimp in the creation of the Eternal Ring plans
- mostly cos Mithos turns Kratos lifeless, with some armour to regulate his mana so he remains a seraph. can't have the seal becoming less powerful, yo
- it does mean he can only obey orders tho
- the first rescue fails miserably but at least no one dies and they know they need to reforge his key-crest
- the second rescue attempt (circumstances of canon-point under percolation) goes a little better, though Yuan almost gets killed by Kratos trying to attach the key-crest
- luckily that and the first telepathy in a while gets through and Kratos manages to break out a la Colette, and heal Yuan enough for Raine to get there
- after which, angreh father-son beatdown on Mithos.

scenarios
None yet.


confessed
- almost successful assassination lands Kratos as an injured stranger in Iselia (1-2 years pre-canon)
- recuperation leads to accidental-on-purpose 'holiday' in Iselia
- doubts result in a request for Dirk to make a key-crest like Kratos' own
- oracle room undergoes some stealth sabotage
- regeneration journey is slightly delayed, prompted by Genis and Lloyd being discovered at the ranch
- Triet is awkward. so very awkward. for the Renegades -- whose side is Kratos even on these days and why was he vanished for two years?
- initial overall journey similar to canon, save that Kratos is a bit less circumspect about advising Colette on how to cope with angel transformations
- there are more overt Dun Wanna Feelings
- then Luin, wherein things happen and the group is in town during the Desian attack. the others naturally want to fight but tis a mite difficult against an army and building-destroying magitech. luckily, angel on their side. unluckily, wingpulls in order to muster the power to cover the townspeoples' retreat
- questions and confessions ensue
- Colette rejects the key crest (for the moment) so there's still hopefully maybe ambiguity about Kratos's position re the last seal
- it wouldn't fit anyway, it's modelled for the hand like Kratos's is because he was a derp and did not specify otherwise, so Lloyd needs to make a thing to make it fit
- slow protective retreat toward Asgard.

scenarios
scenario one: Kratos confesses before Salvation; Raine wants to follow up.
scenario two: Raine's examination of an angel; and also Kratos realises how far he's put his foot in it.
scenario three: Kratos goes to taunt Yuan a little, and also ask for his help.
scenario four: in which Raine makes Kratos tell the children all the things, and Yuan takes too much amusement from it.


dadliness
- Kratos retires in Iselia under the name Irving to raise Lloyd after the death of his wife
- no exsphere. ageing occurs! so does a beard and a braid
- teaches Lloyd swordplay, but on the sly, to avoid the other villagers noticing. his daytime job is weaving
- Lloyd finds the box of their exspheres and wants details. after some prodding by Dirk, Kratos explains how exspheres are made and that one is Anna's life. Lloyd is too young yet, but when Lloyd comes of age (~15) Kratos lets him make his own decision re wearing it
- Lloyd chooses not to wear the exsphere
- Genis befriends Marble and Lloyd meets her, as in canon; this happens before the journey begins, with the fallout
- difference being that Colette is still in the village so they can't be too horrible, so they just demand Lloyd be turned over for a flogging
- Kratos stands in his stead because natch. luckily, they're only mooks and don't recognise the bearded weaver as anyone important
- gives Lloyd his guilt complex early tho
- the oracle happens much the same way except Botta doesn't quite recognise the weirdly familiar bearded swordsman
- he does when he's reporting to Yuan tho
      'there was an exceptionally skilled human'
      /brief physical description/
      /did x other faintly recognizable thing/
      and both he and Yuan are aware that Kratos has been awol for a while, so there's a moment of pure silence and dawning 'no, it couldn't be'
- but then obviously one of them has to go make sure
- cue an interruption just out of Triet.

scenarios
scenario one: Yuan feels the need to investigate; this results in Kratos injured and abducted.
scenario two: Yuan realises he can't kill Kratos with his own two hands; Kratos gets mothered.
scenario three: Kratos gets sick on the heels of his recovery. Yuan mothers him some more. Botta disapproves.
scenario four: Kratos recovers and makes an escape attempt. Sort-of.
scenario five: Kratos recovers more and talks to Botta, when not needling Yuan about his lack of preparedness.
scenario six: Sheena's contract takes a slight shift into undercover instead of assassination work.


future
- Aselia is Earth ~10,000 years in the past
- all is peachy-keen except the tree is now underground and the elvens/half-elves/some humans are in hiding in the centre of the planet, hidden thanks to the summon spirits
- Colette is working with humanitarian aid in various impoverished nations
- Zelos is a diplomat in West Asia / Middle East trying to keep the peace
- Yuan is a crotchety lecturer at Cambridge who's also HUGE into environmentalism
- Lloyd and Kratos are having family time in space
- occasionally the trio on Earth meet reincarnations of people they used to know
- but rarely at the same time and almost never in a position where they meet
- but then they start meeting them
- lots of them
- all in the same span of years
- they're starting to think something's hinky
- until the space-elves attack
- and then they know something is hinky.


scenarios
None yet.


grigori
- at some point significantly before canon, Kratos actually calls it quits
- the Church's institution calls him a fallen angel of vengeance
- really he's just going around trying to help people and avoiding being taken back to Cruxis
- assigns himself to the Chosen parties whenever he can, up to Colette
- ????? idk some kind of profit somewhere

scenarios
None yet.


mercenary
- when Yuan visits Kratos at the beach when Lloyd is 3 months old, he does not manage to escape before Anna and Lloyd return
- accidental attachment to this kidlet who likes pulling his hair
- three years later, Yuan can't stand to hold back while Kratos fights Kvar, so he throws caution to the wind to help
- Anna is still killed but they rescue Lloyd and Noishe and both are branded as traitors
- Lloyd is raised as a Renegade with Dad, Uncle Yuan and the extremely reticent Uncle Botta (how dare)
- meanwhile in Tethe'alla Yuan infiltrates the castle as the library archivist
- stays out of sight, mostly, but has a good ear around the politics thanks to recruiting Princess Hilda
- also happens to stumble on Zelos hiding in the library right after his mother's death
- look he's got a 'nephew' he can't just do nothing (even if all he meant was to recommend a book)
- unwittingly accidentally 'adopts' the Tethe'allan Chosen by virtue of being the only one who doesn't treat him like the Chosen
- sometimes Kratos brings Lloyd to visit and basically they're all separate pairs of exasperated bros
- by canon Lloyd and Kratos are wandering mercenaries, helping people on the sly while gathering intel to send back to the Renegades
- Yuan and Zelos are actively building resistance to the Church using inside knowledge
- the ninja are all Renegades
- Colette is escorted by Raine and by the priests
- yes the 'chain up the Chosen and drag her to every seal if necessary' priests
- she meets Lloyd randomly in Triet but Lloyd doesn't know her as the Chosen. they're a bit out of touch on the Journey of Regen timeline
- stuff happens and they keep missing each other up until Palmacosta, which is a warzone between the Desians (and Dorr as their figurehead) and the Renegades (with Neil as their leader)
- Colette wants to help; priests say no
- out come the chains
- Raine objects, but she has no exsphere so what can she do
- btw Genis got caught in the Iselian ranch and tossed in as a traitor to be made a host
- he gets sent to the Palmacosta ranch
- right after Neil manages to take the city, after Colette and Raine leave it, Botta takes the Palmacosta ranch and rescues Genis, among others
- Genis becomes his little shadow and is much preferable to Lloyd, in Botta's opinion
- Lloyd and Kratos are still trying to catch up to Colette to rescue her when they drop by
- Genis hears what they're trying to do and insists on coming along.


scenarios
scenario one: in which Yuan accidentally adopts a Chosen instead of a book from a library.
scenario two: in which Yuan is accidentally-deliberately adopted by the Meltokio Castle Knights.


MEover
- Mass Effect crossover someplace in the realm of 15,000 years after TOS canon
- except started before then, cos elves are really from Feros, planet of the cranky telepathic plant
- got decimated by the protheans trying to assimilate them into their empire
- elves objected, got killed a lot, fled Feros and got stuck in Aselia's orbit
- kinda forgot a few things but planted a seed from the Ferosian mother plant on Aselia
- Origin hasn't forgotten tho, kinda has a grudge against grumblegrumbleprotheansgrumble
- the entirety of TOS happened, and then some
- Kratos, Yuan, Lloyd, Colette and Zelos are the only ones left, but tis okay, they have each other
- somethingsomething natural space disaster, Aselia is destroyed but they manage to move Yggdrasill onto Derris-Kharlan and do a quarian by becoming a roaming ship
- mana is a variant of eezo lbr
- Derris-Kharlan's too big to use the mass relays, but c'mon it generates its own mass effect field so they develop tech to do hops on their own
- they're in no hurry tho, i mean lbr primarily angelic, elf and half-elf population
- so they're just bumming around their local clusters doing thorough investigations on all the things
- so much eezo on their ship
- so much
- suddenly the Normandy running from a reapers comes along to hide behind them
- reapers start shooting
- everyone on Derris-Kharlan objects
- JUDGEMENT IN SPACE
- so much profit and judging of reapers.


scenarios
None yet.


origin
- Kratos tells Lloyd the dad thing in Triet
- dad and son feelings ensue
- they culminate at the Tower of Salvation in Kratos stabbing Yggdrasill in the back
- unfortunately he does not quite die but impales Kratos against a wall and goes berserk on the Chosen party to the point of Yuan stepping in to help
- that is, by threatening to stab Kratos in the back while he's vulnerable (with Kratos's permission)
- Yggdrasill calls his bluff and fails, and Yuan does the thing
- while Yggdrasill is distracted the Chosen's group nail him but good and he retreats
- luckily while heart-stabbing happened, Kratos's cruxis crystal is still intact, and between Raine's healing and Yuan's mana transfusion he survives long enough to be taken to the Triet base and a refresher
- stuff happens in some fashion or other up until opening Origin's seal
- as it turns out, the mana tranfusion has fused the lock, so to speak, and Kratos can't unlock the seal even voluntarily
- only way to get Origin out at this point is to let him fuse with Kratos, so Kratos becomes Origin
- stipulation of this: Kratos refuses to let go of his humanity
- luckily Yuan already has a literal bond with him thanks to the mana transfusion, so with him as his summoner Kratos can keep his humanity, and only use Origin's powers when Yuan summons them
- commitment like woah for a literal eternity
- but hey, they messed up but good and it's the only way they can reunite the worlds.

scenarios
none yet.


reversal
~ 2000 years in, Kratos and Yuan conspire to kill Mithos and succeed, sorta
- he's stuck inside his exsphere, possessing people
- but he manages to survive and while Kratos and Yuan claim Derris-Kharlan for their base, he takes most of the angels as 'fallen', as well as the Eternal Sword
- most of his bases are hidden behind dimensional slips created by the sword - Iselia included
- Origin refuses to trust either Kratos or Yuan with the job, anyhow, and they don't have a summoner
- instead they're forced to fight Cruxis, embroiling the worlds in an angelic war between Cruxis and the new organisation of Chayim
- the Chosen bloodlines are more important to Cruxis than Chayim, but Mithos seals the seals so only the Chosen bloodline can flip the mana switch. Kratos and Yuan need someone to do that until they can reunite them, so the Journey remains an institution, just without compulsory death at the end
- there is angelification tho, if only so Chayim gets more soldiers and so the Chosen can defend themselves against Cruxis
- Kratos sends Anna and Lloyd to Iselia, because even though enemy territory, it's the safest place there is for them
- Anna get word to Kratos that the Desians are using Iselia as a long-term cruxis crystal cultivation location, and that the sword is held there
- her spy succeeds but is intercepted, and Mithos locks down the dimensional slip to prevent exit and access by angels for ~15 years
- Lloyd grows up in a town with a heavy half-elf population and believing he's training to help the good guys
- he has his own cruxis crystal as a host, but doesn't tell his mother due to the faith-based propaganda encouraging hosts not to bring it up or risk the powers not taking
- he wants to help though, so he steals a key-crest to ensure he can fight
- Yuan and Kratos plan to assault the town and shrine but Mithos uses the sword to interrupt travel between worlds, keeping Yuan in Tethe'alla and forcing Kratos to attack Iselia alone.

scenarios
scenario one: Iselia is attacked by Chayim to claim the sword, with the sword already gone


titans
- Yggdrasill captures Kratos before Kvar finds Anna and Lloyd, but after Kratos makes an Eternal Ring
- Yuan figures hell no and raises the Renegades to try and take Derris-Kharlan, rescue Kratos and solve the split-world problem
- the attack fails. a lot.
- Renegades are wiped out, Kratos is still in Cruxis's hands, but Yuan manages to escape with the Eternal Ring
- Cruxis follows him to Triet base, which gets destroyed and the few remaining Renegades scatter
- Botta is still around tho, helping out how he can
- mostly Yuan just goes searching for Lloyd and Anna
- doesn't manage to find them before Kvar does tho, and Kratos hears from Yggdrasill that they're dead
- this is slightly inaccurate, cos Lloyd still winds up rescued by Dirk in Iselia
- where Yuan eventually finds him, not knowing that he's 'supposed' to be dead
- so Yuan settles in Iselia for a bit to watch Lloyd and the Chosen
- cuts and dyes his hair, the whole shebang
- learns how to carpentry, invents a new use of magic lightning and light can totally become a laserbeam amirite
- winds up being Genis's role model just because scholar and magic-user and half-elf who can pass but also takes no shit from people
- is one of Colette's companions on the Journey when it starts
- he's been challenging their understanding of the Church's institution this whole time lbr
- Sheena is still a thing because the ninja have taken over the Tethe'allan base, which has survived, somewhat
- a grilling ensues
- sometime just after the Asgard Ranch Yuan does have to drop the bombshell
- about how the Journey is just a front, he and his bestie are angels, btw his bestie is Lloyd's dad
- how they're out to topple the institution of religion
- forget sacrificing Colette for the Regeneration, when they get to the seal they can do that without anyone dying
- and then move straight on to rescuing Kratos in Derris-Kharlan
- then they get to the Tower and realise Yggdrasill has Kratos under a Prometheusesque punishment a la 'impaled on the Eternal Sword to suffer the Seed's pain and watch the Chosen get murdered'
- luckily this does not happen, as they manage to rescue him and escape Yggdrasill instead, barely
- retreat to Botta's hiding-place in Asgard so Kratos can recover
- and also find out that Lloyd is actually alive
- the Chosen group goes around to make as many pacts as they can while in Sylvarant
- they get up to Aska when Yggdrasill sends his angels to attack Asgard
- cue Yuan and Kratos being unstoppable battle gods together


scenarios
scenario one: in which Yuan leads the Chosen's party to the Tower of Salvation to dismantle all the traditions ever, and find Kratos waiting for them in serious need of a rescue.
scenario two: in which being in safety reveals that Kratos is not precisely unscathed, but he's doing his best.
scenario three: in which Kratos is emphatically not okay, but with Yuan's help, could be.

Comments

[conductingresistance]

[Well. Yuan is transparent. Perhaps Kratos won't push it. Yuan bends to trade sandals for boots, shifting from foot to foot rather than sit or lean.]

Surely those aren't the only arts you practice here.

[Yuan's sure Kratos pointed out a theatre, or the roof of one. ...which would get them out of the warm day that Kratos is objecting to, actually.]

[Oh, no, Kratos is pushing it. Yuan straightens to give him a bemused look right back.]

You all bathe together? Always?

[simulsimul]

Of course. The third building is the bath-house.

[They need a whole one, for as many people who live in the estate; though it's admittedly a small bath-house, compared to the public ones. Kratos straightens from lacing his boots.]

It saves on water, and it's one of the times we can be in one place, other than at meal-times. In the public baths, it's how news is spread, and connections made. How do you catch up on city gossip?

[He conveniently ignores the remark about the arts.]

[conductingresistance]

The markets, for the most part.

[Yuan... will admit to some wondering, about how a building made purely for bathing saves water, over using it only when necessary, but asking would be tantamount to expressing curiosity, and he isn't risking that.]

Why would you do so while bathing?

[Nope. Still makes no sense. Yuan scrambles, while telling himself he's not scrambling. Why is Kratos ignoring the arts.]

What of the theatre? You pointed out what their shingles look like, didn't you?

[That's art. Probably. Maybe it's considered differently here.]

[simulsimul]

[It's the difference between a set number of buildings recycling a set amount of water versus hundreds of thousands of dwellings using it at any time they please, Yuan.]

When else would you do it? You're all there in the same room; conversation occurs. It's leisure time in company.

[... It occurs to Kratos that Sylvaranti bathing may be as quick and pragmatic as bathing on the march, which seems ludicrous. Why would one turn something pleasant into something rushed? He's about to ask, when Yuan asks about the theatre. Kratos's face smooths to blankness, even as he regrets his thorough explanation.]

I despise the theatre.

[His voice is more neutral than anything, as he turns toward the door.]

[conductingresistance]

[...as much as that was an effective distraction, Yuan now has a different set of questions. He doesn't think he's ever seen Kratos blank so fast, even in their limited proper acquaintance; not even in a fight does Kratos look like this. It's even enough to briefly draw Yuan aside from the peculiar thought of bathing as leisure time in company.]

You didn't need to point it out.

[He's just saying. Watching Kratos's back, Yuan wonders for a moment or three before he follows, falling into step.]

Bathing is for cleanliness, not leisure. What do you have against theatre?

[simulsimul]

I was being thorough.

[It's a flat, mechanical response, and Kratos doesn't turn as he leads the way back onto the street. He does seize on explaining the baths as a good distraction, explicitly not answering the actual question.]

Why can't it be both? The public baths have different rooms for different needs. Steam, ice water, hot water. If you're going to meet someone for conversation, you may as well bathe while you're talking. Do the Sylvaranti always take to bathing as though it's a rushed pragmatic job for the march?

[How boring.]

[conductingresistance]

[It's striking Yuan that they both have things they'd rather not talk about. He just can't figure out why Kratos has a grudge against the theatre. Are they both to continue trying to distract each other and get nowhere?]

Bathe while you're talking. Why... wouldn't you meet them somewhere for a meal, or in your gardens? Somewhere you can give them attention, and not your body?

[Public baths. Maybe someday he'll understand Tethe'allan customs.]

[Briefly, Yuan debates about the wisdom of pressing the theatre issue. He's still dependent on Kratos's goodwill; but Kratos isn't the sort who would break his word for irritation.]

I can't answer for the Sylvaranti populace at large, since I don't watch them bathe, but based on our facilities and culture, I would assume so.

You didn't answer my question.

[simulsimul]

[Kratos almost looks offended, or would if he didn't look so exasperated, and a touch concerned. In his Kratos way.]

Hold a business conversation over a meal? You'd be distracted from the food. Or from the beauty of the garden. Why rush something which can be leisure?

[He pauses, and the concern becomes forefront.]

Why would you think bathing together means handing over your body?

[Kratos isn't sure whether he wants an answer to that question, but he's still explicitly not answering Yuan's question, and if there's something bad in that sense in Yuan's background Kratos might be able to redirect some uncomfortable circumstances.]

[conductingresistance]

Food nourishes just as well if you're conversing over it. Why linger on bathing when it's just-- necessary?

[Bodily functions are necessary, too, but Yuan doesn't see Kratos lingering over those. He supposes it isn't obscene if the intent isn't brought to it, but people do, in Sylvarant. Nudity isn't something you do with other people unless you have to, or you're getting personal.]

[And then Yuan processes what else Kratos has said, and makes a furiously strangled sort of a sound, losing the battle to not go crimson.]

What-- no.

[How did Kratos get that out of what he said.]

Bathing should involve no one looking at or touching anyone else, for spirits' sakes, I was talking about attention--

[What is wrong with Tethe'alla.]

[simulsimul]

[Since the situation isn't what Kratos thought it was, he lets himself feel amused by the blush without any guilt. His mouth quirks at the end, and he shakes his head in self-deprecating resignation.]

No one cares that you're naked at the bath-house, Yuan. It's a place where anyone and everyone can attend, without being concerned for status or wealth. Even the royal family bathes in public bath-houses, on the same footing as the lowest citizen of the kingdom.

[Even half-elves. Kratos turns again toward the street, his step more purposeful now.]

Come on. You may as well see what it's like for yourself, at least once; if afterwards you don't wish to go near one again, I shan't make you.

[But this sounds like a block, and one liable to deepen, not ease. ... This might explain why some Sylvaranti have a reputation for smelling, actually. Kratos doesn't recall the barracks having single tubs, just a communal bath-house, like everything else. Has Yuan been performing stand-up washes since he arrived?]

[conductingresistance]

[What if Yuan cares. He suspects Kratos doesn't care that he cares.]

[In principle, that sort of equalization sounds-- some variety of beautiful, actually. In actuality, the thought still shakes Yuan. Why couldn't it be anything else. Group singing. Equal laundry. Anything that doesn't involve nudity.]

[...he isn't surrendering without something to show for it.]

Tell me what the hell it is you have against the theatre, and I'll capitulate.

[...He's not promising not to sulk and try his best to hide; he's just saying he won't have to be dragged.]

[simulsimul]

[Somehow, it's a request that Kratos doesn't expect, and he doesn't answer immediately, absently raising a hand in response to a passing greeting. It's -- not something he's ever talked about, and yet given Yuan's obvious discomfort with something inherent in his new city ... well.

[It seems only fair.]

I swore an oath that I'd never set foot inside a theatre.

[His tone is more resigned than flat, but with a tone which indicates he doesn't intend to explain more than that. It's more than he's ever said aloud.]

[conductingresistance]

That explains almost nothing.

[Yuan's tone might suggest that he feels this is something of a cop-out; but all the same he slowly starts walking again, trailing Kratos, if a couple of steps behind.]

Did the art wrong your family somehow?

[Kratos takes honor seriously.]

[simulsimul]

Something like that.

[It's not untrue, from a certain perspective; the art had tried to steal away one of their talented sons. Yuan is walking, so Kratos doesn't intend to say more on the subject. Regardless, he can't go into a theatre, and Yuan ought to know by now that he won't be convinced into it. Instead, Kratos reverts to an explanation of the bath-house. Yuan may as well be prepared.]

The bath-house near here is one of the larger ones. When we go in, there will be areas for sport or exercise -- people are generally clothed for that.

[Dryly.]

The baths proper are preceded by a room to undress. There's three rooms -- one with cold baths and swimming pools, one with hot baths, and one with warm steam to acclimatise between. --You can swim?

[It occurs to Kratos belatedly that this is something he should know before they go into water.]

[conductingresistance]

[Something like that. If that's all Yuan's going to get, why did he ask? ...except to know that Kratos won't speak of it. That might mean there's something painful there, but Yuan still doesn't know him quite well enough to tell. They have not, exceptionally, spoken of pain that isn't physical.]

[Dryly in turn:]

There had to be something people were clothed for.

[Honestly.]

--Yes, I can swim. Preferring to bathe alone doesn't mean I'm terrified of water.

[simulsimul]

You grew up in a mountain. I had to be sure.

[This retort is very nearly amused, as is the side-glance, despite the stoic-face to the contrary.]

The sports usually involves a ball, or weights, or exercises. We can partake in that, if you like.

[But it's essentially a civilian's means to exercise, where training is not available.]

The swimming pools are in the cold room. Oils and basins will be provided in the steam room, should you wish your hair to be washed. Scrubs are used in the heated baths.

[conductingresistance]

[Telling if Kratos is amused or not was somehow easier when Yuan was sick and cranky.]

I think I'd prefer a training ground, in honesty.

[Though granted, he does need to build muscle again, after the injury and illness and healing, and all the time he hasn't had his blade -- the Swallow -- in his hands. He won't do poorly by his weapon; not when that's almost all he has left to him. Provided he does get it back.]

[Very grudgingly:]

It will take some experimenting to find something that mimics what I used before, I suppose.

[simulsimul]

For the exercises, or your hair?

[Yuan does seem to put some stock in his hair, although given Sylvaranti braids Kratos can't deny it appears to be a cultural regard.]

I'd prefer a training ground as well, in truth; but I expect the barracks bath-house has some weights for you to use, if you'd rather leave it for somewhere closer to your bunk.

[conductingresistance]

A training ground for exercises, experimentation for hair products.

[Must Kratos take issue with every way Yuan phrases something.]

Perhaps. This is all presupposing I don't find the whole thing a terrible experience.

[Yuan himself still has significant doubts.]

[simulsimul]

[Yes.]

You might; but it's best to discover that now than later. This kind of bathing is considered standard; you'll get strange reactions unless you can figure out ways around it now. Just up here.

[He nods to the marked eaves in the distance, and the broad dome which takes up at least a city block. They aren't the only ones making for the wide entrance, it seems.]

[conductingresistance]

I could learn to hate you.

[Conversationally grumbled, without any real heat behind it, before Yuan freezes and wonders if Kratos will take that the wrong way. He's already agreed to try; what more can Kratos want?]

[His footsteps drag a little, all the same, as they draw closer and closer to the marked eaves, and the number of people becomes more and more clear. On the one hand, Yuan considers, with this many people they'll easily get lost in the crowds. On the other, this is... many people.]

[simulsimul]

As you say.

[It's a tolerantly amused response, and clearly not one which takes the remark as if it's true. Kratos has heard variations to the same effect far too often from his siblings, and occasionally his apprentice, to take literally.

[By the time they reach the entrance Kratos has noticed Yuan's flagging pace, and pauses only long enough for Yuan to catch up before taking him through the broad walkway toward the training courtyards. A half-dozen attendants wait in alcoves along the way, watching to make sure no one tries to slip in for free; but Kratos drops in coins for the both of them, the lightest-weight coins in existence. For all that the baths are paid, they're cheap.

[No one is yet undressing completely, though some have stripped down to lighter layers for sports in the courtyards beyond; a ball is being passed around, teams forming almost spontaneously. Certainly people seem even more relaxed here than elsewhere.]

This way.

[Kratos nods toward the side, leading Yuan under the covered path toward the baths proper.]

[conductingresistance]

[Of all the possible responses, tolerant amusement was not what Yuan was expecting. ...He takes it, though, since it's better than some alternatives.]

[He may have been half hoping Kratos wouldn't notice he was lagging, but there seems to be no escape now.]

[So Yuan trails Kratos, gaze flickering, taking everything in, and noting to the looks he does or doesn't get, for being fairly evidently not human. It's... better than it might be, but he's still anticipating the worst out of the baths.]

...you may as well tell me if there are any customs I'm likely to run afoul of.

[His voice is tight for nerves rather than anything else.]

[simulsimul]

[Yuan doesn't get looks. He isn't, actually, the only half-elf. There are ears and strangely-coloured hair readily visible among the bath patrons, though to a one they're wearing the common colours. Still -- any number of them converse with ease with humans as well as among each other. It's clear, from the state of clothes and the roughness of hands and the deep tans, that many of those attending are as common as it's possible to get, both human and half-elf; and though those in common clothes give way to those with cloaks like Kratos's, there's no actual segregation, aside from trappings of wealth and instinctive social navigation.]

Does 'all of it' count?

[It's a half-serious question, as Kratos takes Yuan toward the changing room, oblivious to the fact that his crimson-lined cloak has some others giving way.]

Hm. Food and drinks are provided in the heated room. Don't wash your hands in the bathing water, if you snack; don't drain drinks into them, either, though you may drain drinking water into the grates around the room. Don't take food into the steam room; pitchers of water are provided there, however. If you wish to handle your own hair in the steam room, that's fine, but let the attendants bring the oils to you, instead of attempting to pick up your own; and don't return what you've already used.

[Measuring is something the staff do. Kratos motions into the changing room leading into the baths, where there's now visible any number of people undressing, both men and women. Most seem inclined to undress, store their things and enter the other rooms directly; some wrap their waists with towels, or simply sling them over shoulders.]

You may take a towel with you, if you wish.

[Not everyone does; Kratos doesn't usually bother. On this occasion, for Yuan's sake, he will.]

[conductingresistance]

Technically accurate, but less than sufficient for informational purposes.

[Yuan actively tries not to glance around while taking in as much information as possible. He doesn't want to look, but he needs to know about his surroundings; so he notes several things in quick, flickering glances, much like taking in the terrain of a battlefield as quickly as possible to act.]

You snack while you bathe.

[Flat. He's heard it all now. Nothing else in Tethe'alla can surprise him now. He's... just not going to partake, and that will neatly solve the don't wash your hands in the bathing water issue. Let the attendants bring the oils to him-- all right, Yuan can handle that, even if he'd prefer to choose his own hair-care things. He's in Tethe'alla now. Perhaps when he controls himself, and isn't still technically at someone else's mercy.]

[Yuan shakes his head, and moves on with Kratos, and-- the changing room. Right. He freezes only a little, fixes on the idea of a towel when Kratos mentions it, and when he spots where they're kept aims to pick one up first, before... anything else can happen.]

[There are so many people. None of them seem to be paying much attention to each other, but Yuan's shoulders are up anyway, his posture stiff.]