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Kratos Aurion ([personal profile] simulsimul) wrote2016-11-22 11:53 am
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another thing; w/ [personal profile] fafnirs and [personal profile] skeletonenigma; cw for suicide talk

a post for random filings of things


d_p - in which Kratos and Zelos snark as well as they can with Lloyd in hearing.
here - Zelos takes Kratos up on a challenge. (cw for suicide talk)
here - spacedad finds another canon on another planet. it involves a skeleton with a disturbingly similar backstory.
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[personal profile] shopworn 2018-06-25 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Car planet. Of course. Why not.

[Ghastly repeats this and resists the urge to put his face in his hands.]

Are there a lot of those?

[He can't facepalm, anyway, he apparently has to take the phone from Skulduggery. There is a very definite grump in his face, even though he sees and knows that tilt, as he takes the phone, winces, and puts it to his ear.]

Hello, Grand Mage, what a pleasant surprise to get your call.
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[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2018-06-25 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a little satisfying, hearing the Grand Mage's raised voice and not bearing the brunt of it. Skulduggery is, however, magnanimous enough not to give any indication of that.

Valkyrie's still fixated on space.]
How is it a car planet if it doesn't have an engine? Is it a real planet? Like Saturn or Neptune?
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[personal profile] shopworn 2018-06-26 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Ghastly holds the phone a little bit away from his ear until Corrival stops being, ah, strident.]

[Skulduggery gets a dirty look anyway.]


I had nothing to do with this, Grand Mage. Skulduggery decided to give him a tour and brought him to see me. I was thinking of maybe giving him tea, if the pot on the counter hasn't over-steeped by now.

[Deciding utter bland mundanity is the way to go here.]
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[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2018-08-17 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[No other words to describe it to Skulduggery. Valkyrie's forcibly reminded of the fact that Kratos learned a whole language in one night, and he's not human, and -- more than that -- he's alien. That was the one thing Skulduggery always said didn't exist, was aliens. And leprechauns. And unicorns.

So help her, if they run into a unicorn...]


But you have an Irish accent.

[Bluntly, and a little helplessly. Who learned a language so completely in 24 hours that they even picked up the accent?

Skulduggery, meanwhile, speaks to Ghastly.]
Will you tell Corrival he just yelled at an angel? Using, moreover, a concept one would think traditional angels take offence at? I don't think he's thinking very clearly.

[Skulduggery hums in thought, and turns to Kratos.]

Have you come across hell in your studies?
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[personal profile] shopworn 2018-08-18 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Why can't you take the phone? You can tell Corrival off, he can yell at you, I can be not involved...

[Ghastly sighs. Puts the phone properly to his ear again.]

You just yelled at an angel, Grand Mage. About hell. Would you like to yell at a skeleton instead? I know where you can find one.

[The angel gets tea. He's a much better houseguest. Ghastly is officially rescinding tea from everyone else.]
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[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2018-08-20 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
I can't take the phone because Corrival asked for you, remember? Like it or not, Ghastly, you're our translator today.

You're like a computer.

[When Valkyrie gets hold of an old bone, she doesn't stop chewing it until she gets her answers. Don't mind her.

When Skulduggery speaks again, there's a tightness in his voice.]
Although, given the precarious nature of our political state, perhaps we should hang up now and go speak to Corrival later. Anyone can listen in on a phone call.

Hang on, no, wait -- demons?
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[personal profile] shopworn 2018-08-21 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
I don't like it, and I'm resigning.

[Ghastly considers his options. Considers how much he doesn't want to have to deal with Corrival later, and how much he wants Skulduggery to take the heat for this.]

[In the end he reaches over, shoves the phone at Skulduggery, and 'accidentally' ends the call while doing so. This is definitely now Skulduggery's fault.]


We can talk to Corrival later. In person.

[Where he can be distracted by the angel.]
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[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2018-08-24 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Valkyrie holds her phone pointedly up to Skulduggery and Ghastly, looking and sounding exasperated.] Really?

I think... [Skulduggery ignores Valkyrie completely.] ... that anyone hearing rumours of angels would be looking for someone with obvious wings. Having said that, there's no chance you can turn invisible, is there?

[It's not a serious question, unless the answer is yes, I can turn invisible, which Skulduggery doubts. So, rather than wait for an answer, he strides over to Ghastly's landline and answers the phone.] You know that was Ghastly's fault, I hope.

[Valkyrie pockets her own phone and rounds on Kratos.] If you're talking about the red horned kind with pitchforks, no. Do you mean actual demons from hell?
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[personal profile] shopworn 2018-08-28 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Corrival can come here. [With a stubborn sort of clench to his jaw. Ghastly is doubling down on this, mostly because he has already done it and cannot un-hang up the phone.]

[It does, however, end in what he wanted: Skulduggery on the phone with Corrival. So... not the worst outcome. Probably. For Kratos:]


There are things that people would probably be justified in calling demons, at least. Not technically correct, but close enough?
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[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2018-10-20 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[... Or unless the answer is 'that depends on your definition of invisible'. Skulduggery gives Kratos a look, but decides to file the question away for another time, in the face of Corrival's shouting.

He doesn't like it when Corrival shouts. Not because it shames or guilts him in any way, but because it happens rarely despite how bull-headed Corrival can be. His level-headed objectivity is one of the things Skulduggery respects about him. If he's shouting, either things are worse than Skulduggery thought, or the stress of being Grand Mage is tremendous.]


I'm not going to change your mind, am I. Alright. We'll wait here for you. Try to be a little calmer when you see him, he's very easily frightened.

[For all that Kratos's tone talking about Niflheim is sobering and unnerving, Valkyrie can't help laughing. Easily frightened. Sure. Next to Kratos, Valkyrie's the one easily frightened. Corrival sure can shout.]

In the midst of all this, there's the tinkling of a bell at the shop door.]
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[personal profile] shopworn 2018-10-20 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Ghastly is beginning to wonder if hanging up was the wisest idea. He hasn't heard Corrival yell like that in... quite a while. ... And yet he's still glad Skulduggery is the one dealing with it, as this is all Skulduggery's fault.]

Are we talking about the same angel?

[You know what? He's just... not going to address the Niflheim thing. He doesn't like the sound of any of that, and also there's someone coming in, and that's not a great combined recipe.]

--Excuse me a moment.

[Ghastly delicately steps around everyone else to go see if the person at the door should be offered tea or polite refusals. Or impolite refusals.]
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[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2018-10-20 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Skulduggery notices. Whoever's come in, they have Kratos's undivided attention. It could be a good thing, or even an irrelevant thing, but Skulduggery's rarely that lucky. Which makes it all the more confusing when the voice he hears out on the shop floor belongs to the most nonthreatening person he can think of.

Meanwhile, out on the shop floor, Saracen is eyeing off the back room and, for the time being, avoiding it. He's not making it obvious that he's avoiding it. Mostly he's just beaming at Ghastly, and if the smile's maybe a little too broad for the situation they're in, he's sure not going to mention it.]


Hey, Ghastly! Long time no see.
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[personal profile] shopworn 2018-10-20 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Saracen!

[This is the best thing that has happened to Ghastly all day. There's a cheerful smile right back at Saracen. Notably, Saracen is not an angel, is not a yelling Grand Mage, and is not Skulduggery being inscrutable and infuriating. Ghastly's day is better already, probably.]

It's been too long.

[Ghastly gestures at the back room.]

You picked a-- well, not a good time. Not a bad time. A weird time? Skulduggery's here too. He can explain things.

[Yes. That's it. Pass the problem back to Skulduggery.]
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[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2018-10-20 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Ghastly's smile is still one of the nicest smiles Saracen's ever seen. It's the genuine grin of someone who's never learned their smiles are charming enough to get them what they want -- none of Erskine's plasticity or Hopeless's quiet pride. Just the ready smile of a happy person. It makes Saracen feel all warm.]

Yeah, I know. Scary angel in the back room. Weird's a good word for it.

[Which is about as far as Saracen gets before Kratos, tall and foreboding, interrupts them.]

Oh, for the love of -- !

[He didn't remember the first few times. He wasn't at Saracen's landing point. Where is the rule. Where is it.

The point he brings up, however much Saracen doesn't want to hear it, however much it's coming from what Saracen has learned is a very biased source, is a valid one. Saracen promised. Not in so many words, but he did. So, with the initial frustration and exasperation expelled, Saracen breathes out long and slow and shakes his head.]


No.

... Starting now?

[He's not asking for permission. He's asking for a truce.]
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[personal profile] shopworn 2018-10-20 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
How did you--

[Ghastly stops himself there. Of course Saracen knows. Why does he actually bother asking at this point.]

[But he looks between angel and Saracen and knows he's missed something, that they're having some kind of conversation Ghastly has missed half of, only when have they had the opportunity to talk? Does Kratos, too, just know things? Is Saracen an angel.]

[...It might explain a few things, but Ghastly refuses to believe in Saracen as any kind of heavenly messenger. Nope. Not happening.]


Would either of you like to explain?

[He's not expecting they will, but he'd really like to know what's going on here.]
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[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2018-10-20 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Saracen looks at Ghastly, then back at Kratos. Kratos isn't honestly expecting him to talk frankly about this now, is he? Not without the ability to erase it so Ghastly doesn't remember.

Hang on, he can do it. He just has to find the right words.]


Not for as long as you're here, barring Darquesse-level destruction. Which -- now that I think about it, Darquesse has something to do with the angels, doesn't she?

[The last bit Saracen says to Ghastly, in a politely curious tone instead of his habitual knowing one.]

It would explain how one person manages to destroy the entire world.
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[personal profile] shopworn 2018-10-20 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[...Saracen, asking like he doesn't know? That's surreal. Ghastly hesitates, then shakes his head.]

No, I don't think so?

[This is accompanied by a hopeful look over at Kratos. Ghastly isn't sure, but he feels like -- generally -- there would be a different sort of devastation if angels were involved. Darquesse brings apocalypse, but not holy fire. Probably.]

What do you mean, not as long as he's here?

[This is, again, about half of a conversation that Ghastly really wishes he had all of.]

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