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Kratos Aurion ([personal profile] simulsimul) wrote2016-11-22 11:53 am
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another thing; w/ [personal profile] fafnirs and [personal profile] skeletonenigma; cw for suicide talk

a post for random filings of things


d_p - in which Kratos and Zelos snark as well as they can with Lloyd in hearing.
here - Zelos takes Kratos up on a challenge. (cw for suicide talk)
here - spacedad finds another canon on another planet. it involves a skeleton with a disturbingly similar backstory.
skeletonenigma: (yes?)

[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2017-02-18 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[That, Valkyrie decides, is definitely a sorcerer's name. Not that she's very surprised. Skulduggery doesn't drive just anyone around without his full disguise on.] Nice to meet you. I'm Valkyrie Cain. Where are you from?

[Skulduggery, meanwhile, is looking at Kratos with his skull tilted in surprise, for the umpteenth time in so many hours.]

You can do that?

[Valkyrie looks between them, puzzled.] Do what? Be polite? That's pretty standard.
skeletonenigma: (tie)

[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2017-02-18 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Aselia?

[That's... nowhere Valkyrie has heard of. Which she'd normally be fine with, except Kratos has an Irish accent. So if he's never seen Dublin, shouldn't the province he comes from at least sound familiar?]

In that case, thank you. [Skulduggery still sounds surprised, but now it's tempered by distraction. He's thinking.]

Skulduggery?

Hm?

[Valkyrie's got her brow raised.] How much should he be saying in front of me?

Ah. He can turn his hearing off.

Okay. That's... interesting, but it doesn't really answer my question.

Doesn't it? [There's a brief pause, but Skulduggery goes on before Valkyrie can reply.] We're going to Ghastly's shop. Kratos can explain everything there. I trust both Valkyrie and Ghastly with my life, Kratos, as far as I have one. They'll be able to help.
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[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2017-03-12 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, good. Valkyrie won't have to fight for the rights to her seat. She smiles at Kratos before taking advantage of his invitation, then rolls her eyes once she's settled.]

You really don't know how to break things to people gently, do you?

[Skulduggery doesn't answer. He looks at Kratos, his lack of a face inscrutable, then gets into the driver's seat. He doesn't answer until everyone's in the car, buckled up, and he's turned on the engine.]

Both, I hope. Should I expect you to have written your own thesaurus by the end of the day?
skeletonenigma: (welltailoredsuit)

[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2017-03-12 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
There you go again. 'Verbose'. Would you believe he couldn't speak a word of English last night?

[Valkyrie turns to look at Kratos. She's not surprised, exactly, but there's still a measure of suspicion on her face.] Is your magic to do with languages? We met someone like that once.

Did we?

Miss Nuncio, remember? In the Hotel?

Oh, yes, we did. She was useless in a fight.

[Valkyrie sighs.] Okay, what's up?

What?

You don't act like this unless something's wrong. So what's up? [She hesitates.] Unless it's the obvious thing, in which case we really don't have to talk about it.

[It's as good an explanation as any, so Skulduggery lets Valkyrie assume what she'd like and changes the subject.] So, Kratos. Now that we can hold a halfway decent conversation, are skeletons usually verbose in Aselia?
skeletonenigma: (jawfallingoff)

[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2017-03-13 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. You see, over here, they tend not to move. I'm an exception.

[Valkyrie looks back and forth between them, twisted so that her elbow leans against the side of her seat, the better to see them both.] I'm confused. Where's Aselia?

We'll explain everything in Ghastly's shop, remember?

Fine, but if you're going to keep not making sense, I'm going to get really annoyed. [Valkyrie looks back at Kratos consideringly. If he learned the language in one night through magic, that explains the Irish accent. It doesn't explain anything else. What kind of Adept discipline lets you turn off your hearing, and also pick up languages on the fly?] Can I at least ask questions until we get there?

I suppose so.

Awesome. Where's Aselia?
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[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2017-03-13 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Valkyrie doesn't respond right away, too busy frowning. There's an audible sigh from Skulduggery, but no other objection, so she turns to him.]

Seriously?

[Skulduggery gives a small shrug.]

Okay, remember when you told me there was a whole family of eight-armed octopus people?

No. When did I say that?

When I was twelve, and I believed you because I didn't know any better. Are you really trying to tell me aliens exist, and we've got one sitting in our back seat?

[Skulduggery gives her one of his sidelong glances that are impossible to identify if you're not looking carefully.] I'm not trying to tell you anything.

[Valkyrie pauses, then turns back to Kratos.] Are you really trying to tell me you're an alien, and you're sitting in our back seat?
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[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2017-03-13 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't drag me into this. I'm an excellent teacher. It's not my fault she can't think her way through shock.

[Valkyrie's expression sours.] First of all, everything's in doubt. I could be hallucinating you, and I'd have no way of knowing. Second, let me rephrase that -- are you really saying you're not human? Or a vampire, or a witch, or a zombie, or -- you're not from Earth?
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[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2017-03-22 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
How can you be human if you're not from Earth?

[Skulduggery huffs.] What I've trained her to do is keep asking questions despite shock. It doesn't always work.

Stop talking over me like I'm not here. How can you be human if you're not from Earth?

Sorry. It's human-analogous, most likely. I'm sure the professor could tell you all the details.

Then can we make the Hibernian our next stop?

No. Ghastly's our next stop.
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[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2017-04-29 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Professor Grouse. [This from Skulduggery, since Valkyrie seems more interested in asking questions than answering them.] Kenspeckle Grouse. He's an expert in science-magic, and he'd probably know a great deal more about how magic differentiates across planets than we do.

Can everyone on your planet learn languages overnight?

[Case in point. Skulduggery shakes his head.] We're nearly there now. It's probably best if both of you let me do the talking.
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[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2017-06-24 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Magi-technology. [Skulduggery repeats the term out loud, mostly because he can.] Sure. Why not?

Brother-not-brother? [Valkyrie fixes Skulduggery with an amused look.]

You try communicating with an alien who has no context for any language on Earth. We'll see how quick you are to judge me then. Ghastly's a good man, Kratos, but you'll find no one is going to take what you've told me as well as I have. Ghastly won't either. The best-case scenario is that he's going to insist we tell the proper authorities, which will be difficult, because we don't have any right now. The worst-case scenario is that he'll refuse to help, and be infuriatingly stubborn about it for at least three days.

Oh, no. Is this like the Sceptre of the Ancients?

This is worse than the Sceptre of the Ancients.

[Valkyrie pauses.] This is worse than a mythical weapon that can turn anything to dust being in the hands of a bad guy?

Yes. [Skulduggery pauses in turn.] Maybe.
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[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2017-07-19 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
We don't have any proper authorities because the previous authority was convicted of a war crime.

[Valkyrie nods.] And the authorities before that were killed by a guy with the Sceptre. So you can see why I'm a little less than reassured here.

[Skulduggery goes quiet for several seconds, tapping one long gloved finger against the steering wheel. Then he tilts his head towards them.] Valkyrie, do you trust me?

What kind of question is that?

An overly dramatic one, I'll admit, but not any less important. Do you remember how you felt when you first learned that your humdrum existence was lingering on the fringes of magic, monsters, and sorcery?

That's a weird way of putting it, but yeah.

You're about to feel like that again. And when you do, I need you to stay with us and keep doing what I tell you to do. [He pauses.] Or start doing what I tell you to do. Kratos, how do you feel about Valkyrie knowing?
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[personal profile] skeletonenigma 2017-07-19 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Skulduggery nods.] That's a good point. In that case, I'm going to have to ask you to trust me as well.

Are you going to come around to some kind of point, or --?

Kratos is an angel.

[That stops Valkyrie dead in her tracks.] What?

On Earth, we have a certain religious institution. It's not the oldest, and it's not particularly the happiest, and yet it's injected itself into the everyday life of most western countries. Part of the religion is that there's one God, and He's served by a hierarchy of angels. Even people who don't consider themselves religious know what angels are. Do you remember the Christmas ornament that soured your evening?

No, seriously, what?

Christmas was originally a religious holiday. Angel decorations are standard.

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